A Timely Joke

This was a homework drawing assignment turned in by a little girl to her teacher.

(Here's the note the teacher received the following day)


Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic
dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last
week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel
we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people
were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith